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Splurda
Sit back jollyin', my team be gamin' like three card Rolly an' drug Somalians pollyin'

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Posted by Splurda - December 16th, 2008


YOYOYO N***AAAAAAAAA! YO YO WE BE GETTIN DA PAPER AND I GOT GOLD TEETH, ON MA WAIST IS MA HEAT, MA GRILLS MAKE IT HARD TO SPEAK, LET ALONE SING, THATS WHY I GOTTA TALK ON THE BEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T PLAY NO INSTRUMENTS, ITS ALL JUST SYNTH AND DA PIGS BE HATIN, JUST CUS I BE BREAKIN (the law)!
THE WHITE DEVILS PUTTIN ME DOWN BUT I STILL HAVE A FUCKING HUGE HOUSE, AND MORE MONEY THAN THAN BILL GATES, SO N***AZ FUCKIN HATE!
THE REASON THAT MY BANK ACCOUNTS LARGE, IS CUS I HAVE A MONEY PRINTER IN MY GARAGE! I STOLE IT IN THE BANK HEIST OF '94 JUST BEFORE I HIT THE SCENE LIKE A HIT THAT BRICK WALL, AND BROKE MY HAND, YALL BETTER UNDERSTAND!!
MY GENITALS ARE LARGE AND MY TESTES ARE HEAVY, WHEN HOES SEE MY JOCK STRAP, THEY THINK ITS A CHEVY, BUT MOST OF ALL, AND IN THE END, I GOT BEEF WITH HALF MY FRIENDS, AND I AINT TALKIN BOUT MY SUNDAY DINNA, FUCK YOU N***A, ILL KEEP BANGIN MY HOES AND BUYING UNNECESSARY CLOOOOTHES!! = my rap about every rap ever made.


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Well, that was pretty accurate...

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